Halloween, noun, that brief time in autumn when otherwise responsible parents all across America think it’s positively cute to scare the living crap out of innocent, rosy-cheeked children with a phantasmagoric barrage of ghoulish imagery, dismembered bodies, and thinly veiled threats of an imminent and horrific demise.
Randy B Premium Member over 7 years ago
Yayyyyy!!!
katina.cooper over 7 years ago
Oooo, Halloween. I have to start thinking of a costume to wear. I’d wear a clown outfit, but it scares the police. I’ll wear it.
Melki Premium Member over 7 years ago
I do hate to see the summer ending, but WOO-HOO – Halloween!
The Old Wolf over 7 years ago
Someone else loves Hallowe’en <3
Andrew Sleeth over 7 years ago
Halloween, noun, that brief time in autumn when otherwise responsible parents all across America think it’s positively cute to scare the living crap out of innocent, rosy-cheeked children with a phantasmagoric barrage of ghoulish imagery, dismembered bodies, and thinly veiled threats of an imminent and horrific demise.
Font Lady Premium Member over 7 years ago
Halloween never leaves: it LURKS!
Ushindi over 7 years ago
Afraid I’m “most people”.
ars731 over 7 years ago
Halloween is a state of mind, everyday is halloween for me