Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 15, 2017

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    Farside99  about 7 years ago

    Just wait until you grow into your mansion!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 7 years ago

    No, but it makes your head seem really small.

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    Arianne  about 7 years ago

    Looks like your life has spiraled out of control.

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    Superfrog  about 7 years ago

    Shell be right.

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    jreckard  about 7 years ago

    Her old one was a shell of her former self.

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    whiteheron  about 7 years ago

    Others will think badly of you, that shell once belonged to a nauti-lass

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    Plods with ...™  about 7 years ago

    Yep

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    Nighthawks Premium Member about 7 years ago

    excuse me, would you repeat that?

    your butt is so big it obscured your word balloon

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    joefearsnothing  about 7 years ago

    Looks more like a “beehive” hairdo!

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    jputting  about 7 years ago

    My mother in law asked me that once, she obviously didn’t like the reply as I haven’t seen or heard from her in years.

    That was one of the best things I have done in life.

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    Rose Madder Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Don’t ask the question – if you don’t want an honest answer.

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    whiteheron  about 7 years ago

    No, your butt makes the shell look small.

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    Arianne  about 7 years ago

    Hey, they may not be the height of fashion, but comfy mom shells are perfect for when you just want to relax and unwind.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 7 years ago

    I don’t know, I’ve never seen it.

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    gopher gofer  about 7 years ago

    hope the reply doesn’t make her crabby…

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