Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 23, 2017

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    jreckard  over 7 years ago

    Prettier than you.

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    whiteheron  over 7 years ago

    " I saved money by buying Lizard car insurance. " That’s always a good answer.

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    David Riedel Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Do those lobsters have the correct number of legs?

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    Longplay Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Time to clam up.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Right up there with, “Does this carapace make me look fat?”

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    joefearsnothing  over 7 years ago

    No ,but she sure can make my claws curl!

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    Prawnclaw  over 7 years ago

    David they have the right no. of legs, problem is though, they are not red until cooked!

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    Zuria Premium Member over 7 years ago

    To the guys – for possible future use in a similar situation. “Of course, darling – you and she share the same ‘pretty’ genes!”

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    gopher gofer  over 7 years ago

    “pretty what…?”

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