Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 25, 2017

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    Ron-Ar  over 7 years ago

    Hey, a new reality show. It’s perfect, but “We Can’t Buy This House!” With these episodes:

    There’s an ice cream shop across the street.

    Is that a biker gang living next door?

    The back lawn is a dam. (See today’s Close to Home.)

    My mother-in-law is the neighbor.

    It’s built on a graveyard.

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    Ontman  over 7 years ago

    Location, location, location. I’d love the location.

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    PICTO  over 7 years ago

    Make sure it has over-wide doors…

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    matzam Premium Member over 7 years ago

    more believable if it was a shoe store

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    Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Meh. It would get old fast anyways. My big sister once worked at a donut shop when she was in HS and she would bring home so many boxes of donuts that we had to start storing them in the fridge. Fast forward a month or two later and the whole family (all 5 of us) were over donuts. I don’t think I ate another donut for years after that. (shudder)

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