Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 26, 2017

And this is why we need career foreign service officers, to handle this crap.

She feels like Duke will dump her for a younger model with loose morals?

I need an Asia girl who thinks I’m hot

Will she wear white?

I think Duke would rather be stoned than with a woman.

I can’t tell, is she delusional or just plain stupid?