Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 13, 2017

I love the creativity.

Well, at least that felt satisfying for Nate…

It might be light tossed i get it Ms. Czerwicki U think a salad is a light tossed

lol

who want to question mrs.czerwicki about a detention slip?

Is it just me or are the big nate storylines becoming less interesting, Mr Peirce has done so well for 26 years though

Detention card was red.. now white.

mr.peirce,i thought maybe you could perfect my nate poem,add a few more stanzas,give me some advice,and so on.this is the poem:hi!my name is m.c. nate,you all know that i am great!

now,let’s start with some snack noodles,of all the food i like cheez doodles.sometimes i search the store in haste,just to find that lick ’smacking taste.

there in aisle 9it’s just a doller and 39!just don’t let your money be wastedwhen a bag of doodles is prepared to be tasted!

Then, of course, there’s the teachers,I’d see some of them on the bleachers.Even know they have bad features,They are still human creatures.

The English teacher is Miss Clarke,She’s by far the best on the ark.She handles English just like somebody runnin’Once she starts she can never stops rollin’

Next on the best list is Coach Calhoun,He runs faster than a huge typhoon.He’s our phys. Ed. Teacher and he’s a born sport’s player. He’s also our little league coach with a lot more features.

And we couldn’t forget Mr. Rosa,And the worst teacher who’s name is Godzilla!Mr. Rosa rocked the classroom with artsBut all Godzilla leave is farts.

Now we couldn’t forget my friends,Francis and teddy are everlasting trends.And then there’s Dee-Dee and Chad, And still there’s Jenny and Shelia.

Francis is actually kind of geeky,The knowledge he knows is also freaky.I know all the NBA’s winners,He knows alpaca wool comes in 22 colors.

Teddy is definitely number1-a,Why? You’ll probably say?We may like different kinds of baysBut we both are legends of prank day.

Jenny is my dream girl for 5 years,When she dates Artur I don’t think it’s fair.These years she ignore me like a feather,Burt soon she’ll know we’re destined together.

Now I will stop my rapping,Not because there’s not enough clapping.Then why? You might ask with hesitation,Because it’s officially summer vacation!!

he always does this.

did the detention slip says “explode”???

Muffin grenade!

I once got in trouble for “hoarding dojo points”

I think Nate’s right. It’s not like it’ll hurt or anything!

Throwing a muffin thats legendary

I always hated corn muffins

Dang nate, man is a menace to society

Nate, Nate, Nate.