The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 22, 2017

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    J Short  about 7 years ago

    Heard he got in a mix with a couple of cordials.

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    backyardcowboy  about 7 years ago

    Bah-dum-dum

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    backyardcowboy  about 7 years ago

    probably got a little stiff in that mix.

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    x_Tech  about 7 years ago

    That will be a black mark in his permanent record.

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    PICTO  about 7 years ago

    He was writing a book report for “The Grapes of Wrath”.

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    jreckard  about 7 years ago

    In that class, they have spirited discussions.

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    Helen Ferrieux  about 7 years ago

    His tongue was too loose. He went home on a low Trek.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 7 years ago

    He won’t be in trouble…. everybody loves him.

    Cos… you know….

    Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

     

    (I’m so ashamed.)

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    Andrew Sleeth  about 7 years ago

    This is how booze holds AA meetings; anonymity is a liability.

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    StratmanRon  about 7 years ago

    The teacher forgot to ask which Walker brother it is – Blackie or Red.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member about 7 years ago

    It’s not easy being green.

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    CoffeeMom  about 7 years ago

    It’s a wonder any of them made it to class!

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 7 years ago

    In a bar Johnny drinks

    Johnny drinks Johnnie Walker

    Till he runs up a bill he can’t pay

    He’s drinking to the memory

    Of a prince in a pauper’s grave

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 7 years ago

    Also Julio Gallo. What’s with all the J names?

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    pcolli  about 7 years ago

    “Ouzo ver there?…. Hey, new kid….!”

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    zeexenon  about 7 years ago

    Do they allow teachers with lisps?

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    Ed Brault Premium Member about 7 years ago

    His road is going to get Raki.

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