Seein’s how you’re from Texas tells me all I need to know in order to declare your fretting is for naught.
You see, dating is the least of your daughter’s problems, since it’s almost certain — bein’ a Lone Star gal ‘n all — she’s almost certain to be pregnant, and will have to drop out before her freshman year barely begins.
See! You get to keep your integrity, your solemn word as a Texan, and your little princess to boot! (Maybe a little too long on that last one, eh?)
Had a friend who’s parents said she and her sisters couldn’t date until they got college degrees. Last time I saw her she was secretly married, and working at a mall.
Andrew Sleeth over 7 years ago
Dad, Dad, Dad …
Seein’s how you’re from Texas tells me all I need to know in order to declare your fretting is for naught.
You see, dating is the least of your daughter’s problems, since it’s almost certain — bein’ a Lone Star gal ‘n all — she’s almost certain to be pregnant, and will have to drop out before her freshman year barely begins.
See! You get to keep your integrity, your solemn word as a Texan, and your little princess to boot! (Maybe a little too long on that last one, eh?)
Yee-Haw and happy trails, pardner!
Big Tiny Tall Saddle
donut reply over 7 years ago
Had a friend who’s parents said she and her sisters couldn’t date until they got college degrees. Last time I saw her she was secretly married, and working at a mall.