Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 24, 2010

Blanch must have been in the kitchen again.

That was your first bit of meat in ages and you spit it out.

Just like the swill on any other given month.

He has had scorpion before. I don’t see why spider would be so much different. In fact I would say its safer then the scorpion. But once again everyone is looking to deep into the comics meaning and not just enjoying the joke, which isn’t all that great today.

With my arachnophobia, that would have been my last meal.

Uniquely flavored swill.

“Waiter! What’s this spider doing in my soup?” “The crawl.”

Wow! Got one within minutes of it posting!

And I agree the joke was a bit lame today…

What’s he complaining about, that’s a protein drink, probably the only protein he’s gotten this year.

Teresa, I eat raw oysters every chance I get. Ate some last week. Love ‘em. Course I was reared on the Gulf coast where we gathered them ourselves.

I was going to say the same thing, Llewellenbruce.

3 Spammers flagged so far, hoping to get more!

“I know an old lady, who swallowed a spider, that wriggled, and jiggled, and tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly … . . ”