Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 07, 2017

My stepmother’s mother moved into my parents’ place and Dad ain’t complaining not one bit.

Old Fred has found they’re the only conversations where no matter what’s said he always good to himself.

But old Fred looks like he’s responding to self-criticism in the second panel…!

Nothing wrong with talking to yourself. Now, when you start arguing with yourself – and losing – that is a different story.

@Number Six

I polled all the voices in my head, and the consensus was that we need a second opinion on your claim of sanity.

He has no choice since,at home now, he can’t get a word in edgewise!

I talk to myself, answer myself, then ask myself, “what did you say?”

I thought Old Fred had a white beard and wore a sea captains hat.

In the words of Beyoncé: “I’m a single lady!”

In the words of Number Three: “I’m so bloody glad I’m a single lady!”

xxx

So I said to “Myself” – “Myself”

One good thing about talking to yourself is that there is always someone to listen to you.