FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 06, 2010
Transcript:
Peter: We had a marine corps recruiter talk to our class today. He told us all about the rigors of boot camp: the 4 A.M. wakeup calls... the twenty mile runs in full combat gear... the obstacle courses with barbed wire and live ammo... Paige: Tht doesn't sound too appealing. Peter: Then he held up for comparison a college calculus textbook. Paige: Smart man. Peter: He couldn't hand out applications fast enough.
BigChiefDesoto about 14 years ago
Yeah, but calculus is more useful! And it isn’t all that hard.
possiblekim about 14 years ago
That really depends on what subject you are taking BigCheif Desoto.
Ever heard of triple integration with cos and sinus? :p
JRSofty about 14 years ago
I don’t know I always found the skill to put a bullet into the head of someone at 300m a pretty useful skill ;)
Colt9033 about 14 years ago
It depends if you have the temperment for it. Not everyone can do calculus math.
Winterbay about 14 years ago
possiblekim said, about 5 hours ago
That really depends on what subject you are taking BigCheif Desoto.
Ever heard of triple integration with cos and sinus? :p
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Yes, it is really fun :) The problem truns up when you try to do it over spherical coordinates and other oddities :)
thetraveller4 about 14 years ago
JRSofty, you sure sound like Gibbs from NCIS…
grinstoya about 14 years ago
He just might like a 5 minute, all you can shovel down, chow line…
… then barf during pt.
fdhefty about 14 years ago
College teaches you to be a good employee, it does not teach you to think.
Nighthawks Premium Member about 14 years ago
a decision that would be regretted when you find out you are to be mandated to multiple tours into war zones where people are trying their very best to kill you
treBsdrawkcaB about 14 years ago
Some of the most innovative, successful and clever, if not brilliant, people/employees that I have known in my 35 years working were veterans. Like Cold9033 said, It all depends on if you have the temperament for it AND also what you do with it. I took all the college math you could take including 3 years of calculus and differential equations but have not really used it and, hence, cannot remember how to do much of it.
mrgromit about 14 years ago
“Darkeforce said, about 6 hours ago
College teaches you to think for yourself”
Okay, that’s the funniest thing I’ve read today, including all the comics.
Oh, and I have eight years of college, so I’m not just throwing that out there. The clones that come out of our fine institutions are laughable. Political correctness has ruined a generation.
jerzy about 14 years ago
Not all college degrees require calculus. I took it in high school, but as a language major, I didn’t take it in college. There were lots of math courses to choose from, most of which did not involve calculus.
Hbeschizza about 14 years ago
I have never taken a single calculus course, high school or college and I have my MS.
MisngNOLA about 14 years ago
I took calculus in high school, and again in college. I was never able to differentiate between the two classes.
JP Steve Premium Member about 14 years ago
MisngNOLA, didn’t you notice the college course was integrated?
oldgreywolf about 14 years ago
Thank goodness our species possesses diversity.
MisngNOLA about 14 years ago
JP Steve, both of them were integrated, one with different peoples and the other with statistics and probability :-)
david.mr.bib almost 14 years ago
You guys act as if it is impossible to be good at calculus and be a Marine, I’ll have you know that the people who defend your freedom to bash them in comment pages like this are intelligent and deserve our respect.