Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for September 16, 2017

Too late.

This is why you have shoes for outside and shoes for inside. And you never wear your outside shoes inside or inside outside. And if you didn’t wear your outside shoes outside don’t come inside.

Turkey poop is better cos it’s bigger and easier to see.

It’s a kind of squishy sensation without the warmth of a fresh cowpie.

Reminds me of the time we went up to Manistee, Mi to see the fall colors for my birthday. We walked out on the lighthouse pier at sunset like we would in the summer, but my daughter had refused to wear shoes because there was a lot of sand to walk through to get there.

My only concern was that she might get cold. I hadn’t realized that the seagulls claimed the pier once the summer tourists were gone.

We didn’t fully realize this until we got to the elbow bend, half way there. At first, she just had to sidestep here and there, and we were all laughing about it. But it got worse as we walked on.

She had place each step very carefully, and after the bend, she couldn’t even put her whole foot down. She was up on her tiptoes, “Ew, ew, ew!”

“Told you to wear shoes!” as she retreated to the beach.

Barefoot in the bog?

Did you notice they were barefoot? Walking in chicken poop is good for the soul and your health.

So, I guess the birds at home use the Porta-Potty?

Maybe between selling their home & selling the boat…….or why not just live on the boat?

Maybe they could collaborate on a book “Chicken Poop for the Sole.”

My grand father raised cattle a sort of hobby. You soon learned to watch where you stepped when you walked barefoot in the pasture.

Where did you think the eggs for Meg’s Eggs come from, Janis?