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And the price is twice as high as any of the competitors. But if it’s marked 25% off, she’ll buy it, try it a couple of times, and then put it away in a cabinet with the other “miracle” products that she got for a bargain.
A husband and wife are shopping at Y’allmart and pass the beer cooler. He grabs a six pack and puts it in the cart. She says they can’t afford it, so back it goes. When he returns, she has about $20 worth of cosmetics loaded. When he asks whats that for she responds oh thats to make me look pretty for you. He says well thats what the beer was for. And thats when the fight started!
Farside99 over 7 years ago
And the price is twice as high as any of the competitors. But if it’s marked 25% off, she’ll buy it, try it a couple of times, and then put it away in a cabinet with the other “miracle” products that she got for a bargain.
Rose Madder Premium Member over 7 years ago
I don’t even bother – it would take more than a miracle for my face!
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 7 years ago
So a plugger gal should rub Miracle Grow on her chest and Miracle Shrink everywhere else?
I'll fly away over 7 years ago
Real Plugger Gals do not need artificial means for real beauty.
Yakety Sax over 7 years ago
A husband and wife are shopping at Y’allmart and pass the beer cooler. He grabs a six pack and puts it in the cart. She says they can’t afford it, so back it goes. When he returns, she has about $20 worth of cosmetics loaded. When he asks whats that for she responds oh thats to make me look pretty for you. He says well thats what the beer was for. And thats when the fight started!