Monty by Jim Meddick for September 25, 2017

A “true to life” novel for children.

But then, in the dumpster, the potato chip meets Mr. Mouse….

Another angle on Bruce Jenner? Very good Monty, and the potato chip didn’t live happily ever after. Wa Wa

Hmmm…. is this social commentary? Did quality control consider the potatozel’s feelings?

Pretzel-shaming

A sure bet for next year’s “John Newbery Medal” for children’s literature.

I don’t know. Sounds a bit twisted to me…

Yep, we need a little more Quality Control in your society.

I don’t discriminate. I’ll eat it, whether it’s a potato chip or a pretzel.

How’s that for the ending of your children’s book, Montague?