Shears a sheep in 2 seconds flat, but it takes a full year to teach them to jump.
Bessie knows horizontal stripes won’t flatter her.
Well, that’s better than trying to pull the wool over her eyes… thank ewe.
Later Fred renamed it …..The “Sheep o Matic” It slices, it dices, it chops !! But wait there’s more!
Sheep can’t jump.
November 25, 2017
Farside99 over 7 years ago
Shears a sheep in 2 seconds flat, but it takes a full year to teach them to jump.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 7 years ago
Bessie knows horizontal stripes won’t flatter her.
PICTO over 7 years ago
Well, that’s better than trying to pull the wool over her eyes… thank ewe.
whiteheron over 7 years ago
Later Fred renamed it …..The “Sheep o Matic” It slices, it dices, it chops !! But wait there’s more!
humorist54 Premium Member over 7 years ago
Sheep can’t jump.