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Matthew Ridgeway made more than a hundred jumps, commanded the 82nd Airborne in Normandy, and replaced MacArthur in Korea. Asked about skydiving, considered it “a poor means of transportation”.
oldpine52 over 7 years ago
That’s what you get for jumping out of a perfectly good airplane.
synp over 7 years ago
Still better than cordless bungee jumping
GROG Premium Member over 7 years ago
It’s the toot, the whole toot and nothing but the toot.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago
Searching the internet for “rhymes going to dice”.
brain Les over 7 years ago
I think he said, “open, shoot!”
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 7 years ago
What about the “golden flute?”
whiteheron over 7 years ago
" Ohhhh shi…….. ! , A card game, similar to Spades……"
cuzinron47 over 7 years ago
He’ll be tooting alright.
Nuclear Nemesis over 7 years ago
What is gross air pollution? 144 parachutists.
rekam over 7 years ago
A cordless chute is just as impractical as a driverless car.
gopher gofer over 7 years ago
he’ll be more than tooting if that chute don’t open…
philnuffer over 7 years ago
It’s tough to jump out of a perfectly bad airplane
Hippogriff over 7 years ago
Matthew Ridgeway made more than a hundred jumps, commanded the 82nd Airborne in Normandy, and replaced MacArthur in Korea. Asked about skydiving, considered it “a poor means of transportation”.