Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 28, 2017

Iconic phrases had to start somewhere.

Some from column A some from column B; mix and combine.

Throw caution to the elephant in the room.

Throw a wrench to the monkey

Oh good, the wit of Ed Crankshaft is spreading to other strips.

I do that with names!

My favorite is someone saying “that would be cheap at half the price.” (Well, duh!)

Just wait until you see the Republican tax ‘reform’.

You think you’re sick of ‘winning’ now?

MopMan Ed is one of my favorite guys. I wonder how many mailboxes he has murdered in his life!!

It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s gotta pay the piper.