Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for September 13, 2017

And that’s why it took him so long to come up with the theory of relativity.

Wait ‘til he’s hungry enough.

So the theory was just some birdbrained idea?

I’ve got a theory of negativity about that bird.

I’ve got a theory about the faces in their hair and on the floor.

Too funny!

He found out it was all irrelevant anyway.

The bird is a graduate of Cal Polly.