Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 17, 2017

With no dangly bits, our love is pure,

Missing entirely, or covered with fur.

You and your tails will wag, attached to the butt,

Don’t the Captain this gag, why don’t you two get a hut.

This is the space you take, and this is a public place,

If a baby you will soon make, I have stated my case.

Stop hanging here to whoopi, take a step to the door,

Go find where a joint, and lookie, you are being hard core.

When “The Nice” are away, the cats will play.

It’s the uncensored ones you have to watch out for.

What did I tell you? I told you She is angry and bitter because Love Is … has it’s own iTunes’ app and Frog Applause doesn’t.

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Envy is such a self-destructive force. Let it go. Let … it … go.

Humans are amazing self-censurers. … And yet, as I look around me, we could do a lot more of it.

The Lovecats – The Cure

We move like cagey tigers

We couldn’t get closer than this

The way we walk

The way we talk

The way we stalk

The way we kiss

We slip through the streets

While everyone sleeps

Getting bigger and sleeker

And wider and brighter

We bite and scratch and scream all night

Let’s go and throw

All the songs we know

Into the sea

You and me

All these years and no one heard

I’ll show you in spring

It’s a treacherous thing

We missed you hissed the lovecats

We missed you hissed the lovecats

We’re so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully

Wonderfully pretty!

Oh you know that I’d do anything for you

We should have each other to tea huh?

We should have each other with cream

Then curl up by the fire

And sleep for awhile

It’s the grooviest thing

It’s the perfect dream

Tain’t love, McGee! Them there kitties is just a-waltzing around: well, waltz me around again, Willy! If them there kitties was about the love-making, they’d be doing it "doggy style,’ kitties or not. That’s the way of it, yessiree Bob! And they’d be raisin’ a lot more racket, too, ‘cause love hurts if you’re a kitty. Yup.

Them is just durned cartoon kitties, and that’s about as faux as they come!

Like my accent, yessiree!

Where’s Happy? A day without Happy is, uh, like a day without Happy. If today’s FA had been about bunnies I’d really be worried about his absence.

Ouch, watch those claws..