In Security by Bea R. for November 14, 2017

Ruht-Roh: Logic Paradox.

The unfortunate side effect of extremism. Free to think as you want, as long as it is their way of thinking.

As a kid, I spent more time in the kitchen with my mom than playing sports, particularly if she was baking pie, brownies, cookies or cake. ❤️

I’ll say this for my parents: They judged people by their deeds, not by race, creed or religion. ❤️

Love Sedine’s “Barney Rubble” eyes in Panel #2.

When I was about 6 months old, I remember my parents gave me a Barbie doll just to see how I’d react… Apparently, I found Barbie made an excellent set of nunchucks when swung by the hair.

First of all, Sam sneaking off to play football means he’s not trapped in his parents’ belief system. Secondly, why do I have this feeling the entire classic Thanksgiving meal is going to be a waste of time?

Weird.

Hoping the dollies Sam got were G.I. Joe and the Incredible Hulk.

I’m sorry for both of you for having those parents.

That DOES NOT look like the face of a da that would give his son dolls and an EZ Bake.

ANd they should have been reported for child abuse.

Next, they’ll talk about exterminating 9/10ths of the human population to “save the planet from Nazis” or something.

Easy Bake Oven! What the heck, before a guy leaves home he should know how to cook some basic foods, do laundry, and sew on missing buttons. It’s called survival.

Well, Sam’s parents and Sedine’s parents do have one thing in common. Their mothers are manic shrews and their fathers just go along with it…

You have officially accomplished the impossible. Relatively speaking, Sedine is actually fairly sane, at least while in this group.

Oh, I know!!!! Meet the Tenant!

So sorry the daughter you dreamed of having turned out to be such a man!

And the Dragoncat Award for Best LMAO goes to Adiraiju!

Wish I had thought of that when I was that age…

I guess they heard about that last game…!

Hint to Sam & Sedine: strychnine stuffing.