Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 05, 2017

Tell it, brother. Amen!

It was only twenty-five watts anyway.

Mine comes on when the door is closed.

Don’t you have people to change it for you? Where did all your magnets go?

My refrigerator can relate.

It’s only because you haven’t opened up in so long.

Oookay, that’s enough. Nobody give Kenmore whiskey!

Will someone pass Ralph the Beer Nuts, please?

Just because that oven has a large capacity for a wide range of emotions, you figure that a sob story about your light would click?

Can’t you tell he’s giving you the frigid air?