Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 28, 2000
Transcript:
Honey: Sir? Feeding time! Zonker: Be right there, Honey. I want to see how this screensaver turns out. Roland: Zonker, isn't Duke dead in the water on the drug-use issue alone? Zonker: Not at all! The american people can be remarkably tolerant of certain personal behaviors - provided you're honest about it! For instance, when Bush says he may or may not have used cocaine, we all know that's a fudge. But when Duke says he may or may not have used a particular drug, we're talking legitimate ambiguity! He genuinely doesn't recall! I'm sure many of you here can relate, right? Reporters: Um... well... Zonker: What's that? I can't hear you! Duke: What's going on? Who are these people?