Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 09, 2000

Transcript:

Duke: I won? I won? Well, of course I won! The American people aren't complete dolts! I knew it! I knew they loved me! They may have lied to the pollsters, but they couldn't lie to themselves! I'm the man! Earl: Why does dad think he won? Zonker: Beats me. But let him enjoy his little delusion for a while... Duke: Get me the Pentagon! Time to invade France! Zonker: Okay, that's long enough.