Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 05, 2000

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Cricket: Zipper, I'm worried about you. You get beat up at a demonstration, but you don't know what you're demonstrating against. You go to college, but you don't know what classes you're signed up for. Don't you think it's time you committed to something? Anything? I mean, I know you're trying to honor your Uncle Zonker's slacker legacy, but... Zipper: Um...cricket? No offense? Cricket: What? Zipper: This is why Uncle Zonker never dated.