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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 05, 2001
August 04, 2001
August 06, 2001
Transcript:
B.D.: Hey... how did Boston snag that kid? His parole officer lied to me! Zonker: B.D., you know that professor who got busted for falsely claiming he was a Vietnam vet? Well, it's made me wonder about your Vietnam tour of duty. I mean, it's this big part of your personal mythology. But where's the proof? I know you still have wicked nightmares and all, but heck, who doesn't? How do I know you were really there? B.D.: Because, you moron, you were there! You followed me around for the school paper! Zonker: I did? Really? B.D.: Yeah, really. Zonker: I thought I'd made that up. B.D.: Why do you think I still have nightmares?
