Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 02, 2001

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Roland: Hmmmm... better commit this sign-off to memory... For CNN, this is Roland Hedley. Rick: You guys had any scares yet? Roland: You better believe it. Last week I got this fan letter written in french or arabic or something....While I was studying it, I noticed a white powdery substance in the letters' creases... We had to call in the boys in the moon suits, get our noses swabbed, the whole nine yards. Had us all scared silly! Rick: So? Roland: So what? Rick: So what was it? Roland: Oh, just my own dandruff. I've been treated.