Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 19, 2017

Han is getting Fett up with the lines….

but the Wookiee is curious about all the bounty set before them,

and wants to order a shot first.

Wrong galaxy, Han – Starbuck’s is in Cylonian territory. Or is it the 19th century North Atlantic Ocean?

What’s this “we”? If you want to go to Starbucks, go solo.

I recognize that these are star wars characters…but i don’t get the joke…

I’m having the carbonite tea.

So… what? Now good old-fashioned tea is not Fett to drink?!

About 30 years too late. As usual. Keep at it, it will get funny.