WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for November 02, 2017

Does that mean she was practicing angelic restraint or that her kids were really ugly?

I chose not to have kids do I get my own heaven?

I sure hope there’s a heaven for people who don’t have Facebook or Twitter accounts.

If that were the case, all those would get a free pass who lived before the invention of those infernal devices.

It’s not what you do or don’t do that gets you to heaven. It’s who you know.