Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 16, 2005
Transcript:
Roland: Sorry, secretary Andrews, I just can't risk compromising my journalistic intergrity! Jim Andrews: But no one's asking you to, Roland. You'll still be asking questions - you'll just be asking them for your country! You'd be like Pedro Martinez moving to the Mets. He's a professional no matter who pays him! Roland: So I'd just be switching teams? Like Pedro? Jim Andrews: Right. Only it's a secret. Can you keep a secret, Roland?