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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 24, 2005
Transcript:
Mark: Roland, if the Bushies didn't get to you, how do you explain the softballs? Roland: They're not softballs - they're change-ups! Mark: You know what'll happen to you if we bust you, don't you? You'll be off the bus for life! And if the guys catch you alone in the press room, they'll hold you down and rip the epaulets off your Bush jacket! Never again will you be able to attach stuff to your shoulders! Roland: You don't scare me - I've also got zippers and snaps!