Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 27, 2005
Transcript:
Alex: I don't know Sergeant Truman. I'm having second thoughts now.... Sergeant Truman: You have to sign, Alex! I'm counting on you! If you don't enlist, I'll miss my quota! You have no idea what kind of pressure I'm under! I can't sleep, I have migraines, I'm fighting depression... Alex: You know, for an army of one, you sure are needy. Sergeant Truman: I'm pre-army-of-one. I joined to be all I could be.