Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 18, 2017

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Wouldnā€™t that be "goat ā€˜talesā€™ "?

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    Anyway, I guess they still need security goats,

    what with all the trolls on the internet.

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    jreckard  over 7 years ago

    At least heā€™s dressed appropriately for the interview ā€“ goat and tie.

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    jreckard  over 7 years ago

    He used to work as the ruminant tour guide in the museum, but they found him too ornery. So now the museum needs

    a new goat of paint.

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    Radish...   over 7 years ago

    That happened to grand pa when he was a kid.

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    P51Strega  over 7 years ago

    He canā€™t go back to his grandpa, he burned that bridge long ago.

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    shipl14  over 7 years ago

    Donā€™t let him get your goat

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    patiodragon  over 7 years ago

    ā€œGoat Talesā€ might even have been betterā€¦

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    CharlesBarnard  over 7 years ago

    Why would anyone list their ancestorā€™s accomplishments on their resume? Is this common somewhere (outside of royalty.)

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