Perry Bible Fellowship by Nicholas Gurewitch for September 20, 2018

Move along, folks! Just your regular game of croc-quet.

Battle for the Planet of the Apes!

Gorillas have too little body fat to float, so it’s very easy for them to drown, but that doesn’t explain why the crocs are up 3:2.

A veiled comment on sports in general?

Darwinism?

Gorillas, especially the highland kind, have such a perverse sense of humor.

Finally! One I’ve never seen before!

CPAC.

Also don’t try to swim with the hippos — they really hate people, I don’t wonder why