Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 03, 2010

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    Yukoner  about 14 years ago

    You got it Skyler. That’s why!

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    elbee57  about 14 years ago

    No truer words where spoken. Michel De montaigne; ” Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and the birds inside desperate to get out”.

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    pouncingtiger  about 14 years ago

    Cosmo should reply in the last panel, “Because their happiness (and chance of) has died.”

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    GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago

    The silence speaks volumes.

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    Sandfan  about 14 years ago

    Time to use your Fifth Amendment rights.

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    joefish25  about 14 years ago

    Don’t you just love rhetorical questions from kids?

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    davidf42  about 14 years ago

    It used to be that the white means sexual purity. Gone are those days.

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    alan.gurka  about 14 years ago

    White because the brides are chaste; black because the grooms are the chasers.

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    wicky  about 14 years ago

    Sexual purity……….HAH!!!

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    Comicsexpert  about 14 years ago

    Way to go Skyler!

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    rotts  about 14 years ago

    Ach du lieber! Ein andere viertuppelspammerflaggen!

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    steelerman66  almost 14 years ago

    why do married men normally die first? because we want to

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    scrabblefiend  almost 14 years ago

    In other countries, China, for example, the lucky color is red, but now they are starting to copy the US, so it’s white for an extravagant wedding.

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    BigUglyCat  almost 14 years ago

    Geez, folks, this joke was ancient when I was a child, like 50 years ago! “Everything old is new again”? I expect better from Shoe.

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    Crabbyrino Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    He won’t buy the cow if the milk is free.

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    Ashrey  almost 14 years ago

    Sexist.

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