Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for July 29, 2019
July 27, 2019
July 30, 2019
Transcript:
Nancy: Nosy Rosie is coming over. She won't be able to say my house isn't clean today. Hello, Rosie.
Girl: Hello, Nancy. You didn't dust very well today.
1- Fritz wants me to help her with her drinking problem… 2- Step 1 is to clean this house so well that there’s no trace of booze anywhere. There, that oughta do it. 3- NANCY: Hey Rosie. I just finished cleaning this place so well you’d never know Fritz was a booze hound. 4- ROSIE: Ain’t ya ever seen The Lost Weekend? There’s like six pints stashed up here. NANCY: That explains Fritz’ bruises and all the broken furniture around here I guess. Just leave ‘em. That’ll be a good start for a party when we’re older.
atomicdog almost 5 years ago
One well placed kick…
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
How I figure it, your friends don’t care and your enemies won’t believe you….
Another Take almost 5 years ago
1- Fritz wants me to help her with her drinking problem… 2- Step 1 is to clean this house so well that there’s no trace of booze anywhere. There, that oughta do it. 3- NANCY: Hey Rosie. I just finished cleaning this place so well you’d never know Fritz was a booze hound. 4- ROSIE: Ain’t ya ever seen The Lost Weekend? There’s like six pints stashed up here. NANCY: That explains Fritz’ bruises and all the broken furniture around here I guess. Just leave ‘em. That’ll be a good start for a party when we’re older.
billyk75 almost 5 years ago
Why should care what she thinks?
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Rosie, you think that is dusty, wait until you see our cellar…right this way.
romandogbird almost 5 years ago
nice
fix-n-fly almost 5 years ago
Dang! How high is that ceiling??!!
theincrediblebulk almost 5 years ago
Rosie has a good future ahead of her as a building inspector or health unit inspector. she overlooks nothing.
brklnbern almost 5 years ago
Should be chancy Rosie.
Lucy Rocks about 1 year ago
You get more cleaning done in five minutes than you do all week when ya find out company’s coming