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Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for August 03, 2019
August 02, 2019
August 05, 2019
Transcript:
Sluggo: I can always figure out a customer as soon as he walks in. Hello, Mister---I'll bet you're a CELLO PLAYER. Man: That's right, young man. Nancy: How did you guess he was a cello player? Sluggo: Dat was easy.
InquireWithin over 5 years ago
You never know. Maybe he’s a cowboy looking to restring his guitar.
Auntie Socialist over 5 years ago
That’s not a cello; that’s a half size string bass! He’s even playing it like a bass except that the stool is too short
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
Dis is a great job, Nancy….
romandogbird over 5 years ago
nice
Another Take over 5 years ago
1- No, I ain’t been fired yet. I gotta way wit da customers that the boss likes. I’ll show ya. 2- Hey buddy. The reason you can’t get a date ain’t cause you’re ugly. It’s cause you’re too tall tall. Chicks hate that. But I can fix it. 3- Play this for 2 hours at $3 a hour. 4- See. I took inches off his height and made the boss six bucks! NANCY: He IS more appealing now for some reason…
WCraft over 5 years ago
I took him for an equestrian performer…
fix-n-fly over 5 years ago
If you know he is a cello player, sell him a cello, rosin for bow, strings for his cello, or some music. He’s walking away with nothing in hand.
asrialfeeple over 5 years ago
There’s always room for cello.
brklnbern over 5 years ago
Either cello player or cowboy.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
Cowboys have been depicted bowlegged that way too.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 5 years ago
“Call it-a hunch! Oh, wait.” -Eyegor
Deleted Account2623 over 5 years ago
Maybe he’s related to Waluigi