Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for February 14, 2020
February 13, 2020
February 15, 2020
Transcript:
Nancy: Look at that sign.
Sluggo: I wonder if it's true. Just hold the dollar bill and pull.
Sign reads: A dollar STRETCHES further in this store.
Sluggo: Dat's a fib.
Noise: R-RIP
I have seen dollar bills scotch taped together. Had Scotch tape been invented by 1950? I remember my mother using colorful Christmas stickers instead of the tape when wrapping gifts.
I call shenanigans unless and until we find out just how far it stretched before it tore, and how that compares to other venues under controlled conditions.
One may expect this sort of shoddy work from Heartland or Snake, but it’s disappointing to see it in such a major strip.
PicaraJustina over 4 years ago
I have seen dollar bills scotch taped together. Had Scotch tape been invented by 1950? I remember my mother using colorful Christmas stickers instead of the tape when wrapping gifts.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 4 years ago
Guess a dollar doesn’t go as far as it used to.
atomicdog over 4 years ago
Time for an economics lesson, kids!
Kip Williams over 4 years ago
I call shenanigans unless and until we find out just how far it stretched before it tore, and how that compares to other venues under controlled conditions.
One may expect this sort of shoddy work from Heartland or Snake, but it’s disappointing to see it in such a major strip.
Another Take over 4 years ago
They’re awfully literal. Let’s hope no one ever tells them to “go jump off a cliff” or “sit on it and spin”.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Nice sales ploy. Now sell them some tape.
billyk75 over 4 years ago
Ain’t dat a shame?
brklnbern over 4 years ago
Hard to be that dumb.