Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for February 25, 2020
February 24, 2020
February 26, 2020
Transcript:
Nancy: Aunt Fritzi--I have my report card. I got an "A" in history.
Aunt Fritzi: Fine---But how's the general result?
Letter reads: Spelling B History A Math D
retrocool over 4 years ago
looked a bit like my report cards. I suck at math.
PicaraJustina over 4 years ago
Fritzi has really tiny feet.
jagedlo over 4 years ago
Notice how Nancy gave the good news first…
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 4 years ago
I always got E’s and F’s in handwriting. Thank heavens for keyboards.
asrialfeeple over 4 years ago
General Result died in battle.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Must have the Common Core Curriculum….
Another Take over 4 years ago
What if she had gotten an A in spelling and a Satisfactory in the other two. Would that have made it into the newspaper?
billyk75 over 4 years ago
Read it from down to up. A little dab will do you.
atomicdog over 4 years ago
Reaching for the joke. Averaging all the grades, the general result is definitely not great, but it is certainly not bad.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Well, you’ll never catch her singing: “Don’t know much about history…”
tims145 over 4 years ago
The new Nancy would show Fritzi the report card holding it with her thumb over the “D”
fix-n-fly over 4 years ago
Two out of three are really good. Nancy just needs some help with math.
j.l.farmer over 4 years ago
Nancy just got a report card last fri. how many does the school pass out?
Kip Williams over 4 years ago
I never, ever got a report card like this. My school system used numbers.
brklnbern over 4 years ago
I don’t know two thirds A’s and B’s. Not bad.