Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 19, 2017

This production! When it comes to holiday splenda, it has no equal.

Still…. something seems … I don’t know….

artificial… to me, in her performance.

It kinda leaves a funny taste in my mouth.

And for all the work, all the hype, and the self-denial…

she’s not very thin, is she?

Don’t fret, Drosselmeyer has the real “sweets” for you.

That tutu covers her aspartame quite well.

Another way for modern culture to drag down and devalue Christmas.

For diabetics everywhere