Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 22, 2017

  1. Cat29
    x_Tech  almost 7 years ago

    Never give a sucker a Evian break.

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  2. Ytinav
    jreckard  almost 7 years ago

    If you’re nice to him, he’ll tip you a fin.

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  3. Ytinav
    jreckard  almost 7 years ago

    Same thing happens with Katy Perry, eh?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    I don’t want to carp…. but he sure is a crab.

    I don’t like finger snappers.

    She’s not hard of herring!

    If eel just give her a minnow she’ll be there.

    Holy mackerel… water we supposed to do?

    Then he’ll pay with a cod and “forget” to tip.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 7 years ago

    Seems a little naive to me.

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    mddshubby2005  almost 7 years ago

    He’s also currently a fish out of waiter. And unless he’s polite, he’ll stay that way.

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