The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 26, 2017

Good thing is that they’re out of there fast.

At least he didn’t toss you for it.

Still better than the treatment you’d get from Drawn and Quartered horses.

Aw, Nellie… I hate to see you with a long face….

Thoroughbreds drone on and on in detail why they don’t tip, so count your blessings.

Shouldn’t he be wearing a derby as he hoofs it out of there?

Would she rather have received two bits?

Be glad he’s not a half breed; he wouldn’t even pony up a dime.

Too bad the booth seat covered what he really was!

Neigh, Neigh,…just a quarter?

The tip on the napkin says “Man-of-War in the eighth.”

The CENTipedes are even worse tippers.

If she wants a better tip then she should work at the Queen’s Plate.

She likes when cattle visit, after-all, cow tipping is legendary.

The name of the restaurant is “Greener Pastures”.

And I bet she will “nag” about it all day.

Fox Trotters make great dance partners.

And a nice dump for Mnuchin,and wife :~)

And he only make appointments on the quarter hour.

And he only make appointments on the quarter hour.

Yeah, leave, scram, git outta here… you and the horse you …. oh… never mind.

Still better than “No Quarter”.

He’s going to be a gelding if he does that again.

Though they make the worst customers, They are very convenient at the laundromat.

he obviously bridles at leaving big tips…