“Considering the toxic air, flaming tap water, dying seas, and general poor regard of humans toward their planet and each other,… for you?,… SPECIAL deal!
The question is, can you fix it?”
Look, if you can swindle an alien by selling him something you don’t own and have no authority to sell then that proves they are not more intelligent than we are.
revtry about 14 years ago
If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.
COWBOY7 about 14 years ago
You definitely can’t afford it! Too many outstanding bills and loans!
xsintricks about 14 years ago
I agree, Lonewolf!
pamlicorat about 14 years ago
It’s a nice place to visit, but I wouldn’t want to live there.
Gigantor about 14 years ago
Make me a very good offer and it’s yours.
twj0729 about 14 years ago
On the surface it looks nice and peaceful, but…
conean about 14 years ago
How much do you want to take it off my hands?
Nighthawks Premium Member about 14 years ago
make me an offer
PublicEnema about 14 years ago
There’s no need to buy it. Illegal aliens are always welcome if you don’t mind doing certain types of labor.
stewartava about 14 years ago
“Considering the toxic air, flaming tap water, dying seas, and general poor regard of humans toward their planet and each other,… for you?,… SPECIAL deal! The question is, can you fix it?”
Photobug12 about 14 years ago
It’s a fixer upper so only about $14 Trillion should do it for the US
DrMoses about 14 years ago
Everything you give comes from your heart Ziggy. Just give it to him and see how long they will stay.
starbase502 about 14 years ago
Interstellar Donald Trump
Celarius Premium Member about 14 years ago
We’ll take handfuls of beads and trinkets.
Iwa Iniki about 14 years ago
Sell…..
DJGravityX about 14 years ago
Look, if you can swindle an alien by selling him something you don’t own and have no authority to sell then that proves they are not more intelligent than we are.
gofinsc about 14 years ago
Location, location, location.
Miba about 14 years ago
I guess that depends on what it’s worth. And the way we’ve treated it I doubt it’s worth a whole lot anymore.
Jonathan Bridge Premium Member about 14 years ago
Calvin’s looking for you guys. He needs help with a school nature project.