Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for December 28, 2017

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 7 years ago

    darn you, cousin Spork!

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    RWill  almost 7 years ago

    So, he knows “shiv” is a noun and “shank” is a verb. Apropos for where he’s going …

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    Tigressy  almost 7 years ago

    Tony asked, about 5 hours ago

    New Year’s Eve plans?

    Yes. Why – are you inviting? – No candy-sticks on a plane either; I’ve got that.

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    Tigressy  almost 7 years ago

    The way Elliot’s looking, we’ll soon get some Spork shiv kebab.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    New Year’s Eve plans? Watch some TV, read some comics, have a drink and snack, then go to bed. OK, I confess, that’s my every evening plans.

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    x_Tech  almost 7 years ago

    What are we going to do tonight, Brain?

    Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Wait for GoComics to update.

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    jackhs  almost 7 years ago

    Which one is dumber?

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    Plods with ...™  almost 7 years ago

    Stay home. Kinda like every year. Amateur drinking night followed by drunks on the road. No thanks.

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    sfreader1  almost 7 years ago

    Used to go out on New Year’s Eve with my husband when our kids were little. My father would keep them at his home while we went to town. Always headed back home before midnight so we could ring in the New Year at home with our own bottle of sparkling wine. Father died in 2001, husband died in 2007, kids all grown and married with kids of their own. Now I am alone on New Year’s Eve, but still have my bottle of sparkling wine along with some snacks, but I am in bed by 10:30. Sound asleep before any revelers make noise to wake me. Haven’t heard them for several years.

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    sfreader1  almost 7 years ago

    When we were little, my brother and I used to make those pointy ends to our candy canes, then would bite off the tip and start again. Those tips can be dangerous and we both had poked our tongues and/or inside of our cheeks many times with them. Still, it was fun to do.

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    nosirrom  almost 7 years ago

    He got sweet revenge with his candy cane shiv.

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    mdhafner  almost 7 years ago

    nah, a shiv is part of a block and tackle

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