Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for December 30, 2017

there’s a noodle incident somewhere

Tony asked, about 5 hours ago

Do you credit issues?

No.

And I don’t have any, either – if that’s what you meant to ask.

They keep raising my credit limits. One of these days, I will max out all my cards, then flee the country. I hear it is warming up in Antarctica.

Oh give me credit!!! I don’t have issues!!!

Um… no….

though I do try to credit where credit is due.

No.

Nope.

Nope.

Flaming cards is the reason I got rid of them. People looked at me phunnie when I had to take off my pants and douse the flames.

That’s a mission impossible credit card. It will self-destruct when over the limit.

And, do I have credit issues? Are you running a credit check? Geez, the things you have to go through to read the comics these days.

The only thing I ever bought on credit was my home. Paid that off years ago.

We have a credit card , never carry a balance month over month.