Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for January 06, 2018

let your uncle handle this one on your cousin, Spork

Tony is a bit unsure, I guess…..

cos he asks:

“Not soon enough?”

Actually, Tony… Vader said that (or actually, said almost that, but not quite)

in the very first Star Wars movie….

unbelievably enough, over 30 years ago.

So, if you mean, too soon or not soon enough for the movie reference….

rock out…. any old time will do.

If you’re asking when the right time for Spork to butt in would be ….

never is a bit too soon.

“No, I am your father.”

Nobody likes a buttinski, Spork!!!

Only father knows best.

OK, Spork, turn around and walk away quickly while you still can.

“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”