Or you can give her one of Hank’s footballs and tell her it’s a monster egg. Then when he tears down your door to get it back tell her the monster is here.
Because unless you’ve been with a security company for a long time,the night shift is where you start out,usually.Plus,some people like overnight work.
I never understood why parents make up monster stories. Why would I need to tell them the monsters are under the bed? So I can spend half the night, for like ever, chasing them away? Dumb!
I told my kids the monsters were in the back shed outside and not to go near it. They never did. Worked! Didn’t have to chase monsters at 2 in the morning under some bed or in some closet.
I was thinking of Ellie and if she would believe Roy. And I thought of another blonde joke. The blonde girl goes to the pizza store and orders a medium pizza. The cooks asks, do you want that cut in 8 pieces or 12 pieces. She says “8, I can’t eat the other 4.”
AnyFace almost 7 years ago
Michaela is so cute in Panel #3. ✨
AnyFace almost 7 years ago
NewPatriot778 almost 7 years ago
Now tell her a monster put a curse on her mother and that’s why she’s married to you…not too far from the truth! XD
NewPatriot778 almost 7 years ago
Or you can give her one of Hank’s footballs and tell her it’s a monster egg. Then when he tears down your door to get it back tell her the monster is here.
GirlGeek Premium Member almost 7 years ago
He is a good dad…
jrankin1959 almost 7 years ago
Not entirely a fib…
Neo Stryder almost 7 years ago
Ask Sedine to disguise as a monster?
Willywise52 Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Because unless you’ve been with a security company for a long time,the night shift is where you start out,usually.Plus,some people like overnight work.
Robert Nowall Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Because if he were gone in the day, he wouldn’t get a bonus for the night shift.
Leslie B. almost 7 years ago
Frickin’ LASER BEAMS in their heads!
Bill The Nuke almost 7 years ago
Come on! Making up stories about the monsters is where the fun starts!
hk Premium Member almost 7 years ago
I never understood why parents make up monster stories. Why would I need to tell them the monsters are under the bed? So I can spend half the night, for like ever, chasing them away? Dumb!
hk Premium Member almost 7 years ago
I told my kids the monsters were in the back shed outside and not to go near it. They never did. Worked! Didn’t have to chase monsters at 2 in the morning under some bed or in some closet.
hk Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Love the starry eyes at the end. Michaela is so cute through out this.
hk Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Kids are like sponges Roy. Telling them lies will always backfire. Loosing credibility with your kids is not a good thing.
clarke.ensign.waldron almost 7 years ago
Oh, what a tangled web we weave, once we seek to deceive.
Dragoncat almost 7 years ago
Now I find myself hearing “Calling All The Monsters” in my head.
The Nightcore version.
TheBigPickle almost 7 years ago
D’awww… she’s just so darned cute…
hk Premium Member almost 7 years ago
I was thinking of Ellie and if she would believe Roy. And I thought of another blonde joke. The blonde girl goes to the pizza store and orders a medium pizza. The cooks asks, do you want that cut in 8 pieces or 12 pieces. She says “8, I can’t eat the other 4.”
Tue Elung-Jensen almost 7 years ago
Thought he said he was a monster at first.
RonBerg13 Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Love her pose in panel 3.