Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for January 10, 2018

  1. Godzilla  i of the storm by adiraiju d4r0ysf
    Adiraiju  almost 7 years ago

    “Uuuaggh, horrible liquid that is NOT rum!”

    -Rifftrax, imitating Captain Jack Sparrow

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    brain Les  almost 7 years ago

    Water is a disgusting drink! I use water to flush my toilet, to wash my soiled clothing and sometimes heat it and then sit in it to relax.

    Men drink beer, bourbon or wine; phooey on water. Yuck, spit!

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  3. Hunab ku
    Y_Knot  almost 7 years ago

    Not to mention that fish have sex in it.

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  4. Jolie album
    brklnbern  almost 7 years ago

    Right, he never gags on booze.

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