Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 22, 2018

“Starlets or porn stars, whoever is willing to spank me.”

How old is this? Friday last week?

How did Trudeau know 28 years ago that this would still be a relevant topic?

Looks like Trudeau has had passion for Trump for a long time.

The MORE things change, the MORE they remain EXACTLY the same…and what a terrifying prospect THAT is!

Where there is a Tramp, there will always be Trampettes.

How about the star of Operation Desert Stormy?

GIVE THE DONALD SOME FLAK – {1.40 limericks}

The more of his history we track,

the more we’d like to smack

him right in the chops

so hard that he stops

wracking our minds with his yack.

Let’s shoot him some flak, -

- thus hassling him back.

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This would be Melania 1.0, or Ivana? Or is Melania Ivania 2.0?

Donald Trump on his first year of being the president: “I just want to get past this and start dating starlets.”

It’ll be the same story for the next Mrs. Donald Trump too.

He’s a case of arrested development. Unless they finally arrest him.

Michael Wolff was on Bill Maher’s show last Friday, and kind said that Trump’s only real motivation in life is to acquire enough power and wealth to sleep with any woman he wants.

Marla was already pregnant with Tiffany.