In Security by Bea R. for February 16, 2018

Its eyes …

Don Fitzsimons was spot-on yesterday with the “Tony Millionaire” comparison …

https://youtu.be/qDyWAeosnEo

If that thing burned it would only be an improvement.

The Three Wise Monkies: Speak No Evil, See No Evil, Hear No Evil. That monkey on the other hand speaks, sees, and hears evil all at once!

I wonder what exactly Sedine sees in herself that manifested into that thing? What did she always dream of being the Monkey King’s jester?

Now if you carefully lay down between them and turn toward Sedine, what is the problem?

May be other things Sam could never do again besides sleep,being near Sedine’s Clo-Chi.

Yeah, it would be ery uncomfortable to see that during the hot nights.

Sam will wake up in the middle of the night with that thing reenacting the evil clown scene from the movie Poltergeist

Me thinks that monstrosity is way overdue for an “accident”.

On the bright side… It’s guaranteed to scare away burglars (and everyone else!). No one would need those high-priced security systems. The entire cul-de-sac would be safe for next to nothing!

Clo-Chi probably is viewed like that Olmec idol(?) in the Simpsons.

“Everybody’s got something to hide except for me and my monkey…”

Just put it downstairs,facing the front door. It will scare away the unwanted neighbors.

It’s male? Can we be sure?

It doesn’t take a Freud to see Clo-Chi as a projection into clay of Sedine’s grasping, sharp-tongued mother. Note the 16th-century ruff and cuffs, symbolizing her mother’s unwillingness to discard outworn clothing until it’s reduced to its constituent threads. The hat represents the sombrero her mother shoplifted during a discount shopping tour of Tijuana and still wears except for major holidays. The three balls on the front of the creature’s costume are, of course, a representation of the pawn shops where her mother does most of her shopping.

Not seen is the base of the statue, composed of ancient and extremely spoiled bananas, recalling her mother’s reluctance to throw away food. Sedine acquired her slenderness because of mama’s recipes like expired eggplant with fermented sardine sauce and apple cores in 1948 war-surplus canned gravy.

Don’t drop it going downstairs, she will never forgive you.

Let’s have a party. Bring the tequila and stuff that thing with candy – get a bat and oh, my, a pinata!