Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for January 17, 2018

This was a friggin’ hilarious setup and punchline.

Isn’t it small words that get you sent to the principle’s office? About four letters long?

A little more tape and you could stick the guys to the wall.

For a sec, I thought the principal was Santa

I know what you’re thinking Amelia, those two are not normal, but, my girl…you’re hardly normal yourself.

I was a boring child, I never did that kind of stuff. Too busy drawing all the time or reading.

She’s such a sass-a-fras.

Wasn’t this yesterday?